- Michael Scott: Can you tell who's gay and who's not?
- Dwight Shrute: Of course.
- Michael Scott: What about Oscar?
- Dwight Shrute: Absolutely not.
- Michael Scott: Well, he is.
- Dwight Shrute: Well, he's not dressed in women's clothes, so...
- Michael Scott: [deep sigh] There could be others... I need to know. I don't want to offend anybody else.
- Dwight Shrute: You could assume everyone is, and not say anything offensive.
- Michael Scott: Yeah, I'm sure everyone would appreciate me treating them like they were gay.
